Glossary of P.C messages?

It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving."





It says: "Press A Key" (This one's a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the "A" key.)





It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E" It means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem."





It says: "Installing program to C:...." It means: "... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:windows and c:windowssystem where you'll NEVER find them."





It says: "Please insert disk 11" It means: "Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks."





It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...." It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."





It says: "Please Wait...." It means: "... Indefinitely."





It says: "Directory does not exist...." It means: ".... any more. Whoops."





It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close." It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back."

Glossary of P.C messages?
Y/A brings many of life's little quirks to light.


Yesterday there was a glossary of definitions of what women really mean and now, same for the PC.


I might be able to communicate with one or the other one of these days
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:hahaha those are so true. Thanks for another morning laugh.
Reply:lol....think we all agree....how feckin true...another good'un carpy!!
Reply:aaaahhhhhh - it's getting clearer now...





*lol*





thanx for enlightenment
Reply:So true!
Reply:Lord may we bless our PC's


They art here on earth


to drive us mad,


giving us pain and suffering,


not allowing us to do our daily task


keeping us from all evil,


in the outside world


granting us stress


isolating us from others


until we are at the end of our tether.


For ever and ever


Amen.
Reply:lmao, good one, star
Reply:lol...how true, how true....I think file eating gremlins live in my pc...lol
Reply:one of these days they might actually do what you want them to do and not the other way around, pmsl hun





have a star





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Reply:Hahahahahhahaaaaa, god that's so true here lately...lol