The newer version of....?

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE





If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was....





THE NEW VERSIONS.....





Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was





Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back.





Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why.





Impatient: If you love someone, Set her free .. If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.





Patient: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...





Playful: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat ....





Finance expert : If you love someone set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.





C++ Programmer: if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she = new CShe;





Animal-Rights Activist: If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!





Lawyers: If you love someone, Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom





Biologist : If you love someone, Set her free, She'll evolve.





Statisticians : If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.





Schwarzenegger's fans: If you love someone, Set her free, SHE'LL BE BACK!





Over possessive person : If you love someone don't set her free.





MBA : If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously





Psychologist : If you love someone set her free If she comes back her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.





Somnabulist : If you love someone set her free If she comes back it's a nightmare If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.





ERP functional expert : If you love someone set her free If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis





Marketing Specialist : If you love someone set her free If she comes back she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

The newer version of....?
I do agree to some but not to all.
Reply:very nice quote